Big Fig

Facebook has lately been showing me advertisements from a mattress company called “Big Fig” and for obvious reasons, I find this deeply hilarious. Tagline “Blink and you’ll miss something big!” Oh, no, honey, I don’t think you’ll miss it. Not if it’s inserted properly!

Caned And Figged

Caning and figging: two fun things that are funner together!

caning and figging a woman in a plaid skirt

Tied, Spanked, And Figged

Someone’s been having fun tonight, but I’m not sure it’s the spanked girl with the ginger fig up her butt!

cuffed to the bed for a hard spanking session with flogger and paddles and crop and ruler, followed by a good figging

Artwork is by Sankaku Atama.

Figged And Paddled Hard

Her bottom is already hot and bruised from a long spanking session with a wooden paddle. And her ginger fig is peeled and ready to insert! She’ll be feeling the burn all night at this rate…

Figging And Tied To The Sounds Of Madonna

Julie wrote on her blog:

This girl was blindfolded and she wore a leather collar, but in her case it was part of a harness that also framed her tits. The position she was in was uncomfortable and then he put something into her anus. Something which felt a bit like a plug, but then again not. Whatever it was, she was sure he hadn’t put it in properly and she said so. He laughed and said it was definitely in!

He put on some music, something pretty erotic. Then out came the Hitachi and everything changed. Damn that man for giving this girl such an amazing orgasm and then leaving the thing in place. Gradually the anxiety about not wanting to be there subsided, and the burning in her bottom started to grow. What the hell is that, this girl thought to herself. She wasn’t able to think much about it though since He started to use the violet wand with its various attachments. Some of those are very pleasant, and some are downright painful. But painful in a nice way (damn Him). There was also flogging of the inner thighs and the cunt. Plus there was the horrible snake thing which girl doesn’t like and we now realise she might be a bit allergic to. But anyway, senses were in overdrive, and Madonna was belting out “Deeper” just as Master decided to do just that.

This girl felt the warmth of His body between her spread legs and felt Him plunge deep inside her. Suddenly too she remembered exactly what she needed and today, what she needed, she got.

It transpires that the ginger this girl found in Master’s fridge yesterday was not there for cooking specifically, but to be inserted into her arse. This girl has been figged and tied to the Erotica Album by Madonna.

Figging Without A Safeword

forgotten figging safeword

Did she forget her safeword, or forget to have one? Differences are crucial!

This cute figging cartoon is by Nightglare.

Pepper Sauce Enema

The empty bottle of Tobasco sauce may explain the wide eyes on our bondage enema beauty. Or possibly, if we read the hash marks, the fact that this is the seventh syringe full of spicy enema solution to go into her bottom:

tobasco sauce enema art

Hot Pepper Stuffing

Thai dragon peppers make a very special stuffing for a certain sort of cooking show, if you know what I mean and I think you do:

hot peppers in pussy

Panels are from In The Kitchen With Dolcetta, a comic by Dr. Faustus and Dark Vanessa.

Hot Sauce Swearing Cure

She simply could not stop cursing her Master during punishments. Repeated mouthsoapings did not do the trick. So he decided to have his slave trainer try to burn out the bad language:

putting hot sauce in her mouth

in pain from fiery hot sauce in her gagged mouth

hot sauce on her tongue, drooling

From Real Time Bondage.

Figged For Nude Sunbathing

These tourists took off their bathing suits in the wrong third-world country. This figging is just the prelude to the bamboo caning they are going to be getting:

female tourists tied and figged

a fig of ginger up the ass and the promise of a bamboo caning

The artist is Silvio Dante, for a website that no longer exists.

Hot Sauce For Her Butt Plug

lubing up her buttplug with hot sauce

Somebody’s in for a hot time in the butt tonight!

From Notes From A Slut.

A Painful Suppository

Sometimes people have very detailed figging-type fantasies. I saw this one in a comment on Spanking Blog (where I think it may have since been deleted, as it was completely unrelated to the post where it was put):

Ok melt four ounces of clear glycerin soap. Add 2 tablespoons hot chili powder 2 tablespoons hot curry powder mix well. Pour into zip lock bag. Twist until all solution is in one corner of bag. Allow to cool and harden remove bag from suppository. Cut the suppository flat at the largest point this will make it so it cannot be pushed back out until it has melted. Which is going to be the worst hour of her life.

Have her strip and bend over the bed and spread herself open. Lube her anus well with your finger. Take the suppository and work it in and out for a minute or two. When it is getting close tell her to push out. This is when you force it in hard and fast. At this point she will be screaming. Let her stop screaming then she will realize that there is a fire inside her like she has never felt. She will beg to use the restroom. For which you have locked and have the key in your pocket. Tell her she may use the restroom after she receives 100 with your belt. And give you head and swallows every last bit of cum you give her.

When she is done she will think that she has been through hell and back but the truth of the matter is most women cannot push the large suppository out for at least several hours and the burning just get stronger and stronger with no other stimulation she will beg for your mercy.

At this point tell her you are going out and will be back in approximately four hours. Tell her to be bent over and ready for anal sex when you get home.

When you get home without saying a word you take her ass as hard and as fast as you can…

I think this guy may have anger issues? But the make-your-own-suppository angle is creative.